2 posts tagged “maryland”

Trip #1 of the summer is on the books - June 7th I'll be heading to "beautiful" Ocean City, Maryland for OC Skankfest (at Castaway, featuring Unity Reggae Band, Eastern Standard Time and allegedly someone else) that night, and then a weekend of either utter ridiculousness or frustrated posts from the shore complaining about the lack of ridiculousness.  If you would like to come, you should.  Consider this my invitation to you.  Let me know and as soon as I figure out where we're all staying I'll tell you, dear neighbor, friend or random stranger reading this entry because it showed up in Recent Posts. 

If you are scared of Ocean City and the completely appropriate-but-not-in-the-way-they-meant name of the event, then you are right to be.  It's not a town for the faint of heart.  Actually, now that I think about it, I only remember bits and pieces from the last time I was there. 

Either way, if you want a custom airbrushed trucker hat, hermit crab, bucket o'saltwater taffy, crabs (either kind) or t-shirt featuring a departed hip hop idol or perhaps a cunningly altered corporate logo then you should totally come.

I paid $1 extra to turkey-fy my burger and put it on a whole wheat bun.  In return, the turkey was in actuality 1/3 white rice.  That's not on the menu.

I no longer feel bad about swiping the thimble containing the ancho chili mayo.